Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Life Code

I was working out in the gym today with a buddy and were were having fun making up some pseudo code for live. It obviously doesn't cover all the variables, but you get the idea.
On Session Start Call LifeCode

SUB LifeCode
dim dbConn, strSQL, rs

Set dbConn = Server.CreateObject("ADODB.Connection") "PROVIDER=SQLOLEDB;DATA SOURCE=YourLife;UID=YourName;PWD=YourName!;DATABASE=YourLife"

strSQL = "SELECT *, SUM(col_Money) as NetWorth from tab_Life GROUP BY col_Money WHERE col_DateToday = "&DATE()&""
set rs = dbConn.Execute(strSQL)

'run below code every day
If Not rs.EOF Then
If rs("NetWorth") > "2000000" then
response.write("Congrats! Stop working and go enjoy yourself!")
If INT(DATE() - rs("col_DateOfBirth")/365) >= 65 then
response.write("Collect Social Security live in a trailer with cats.")
response.write("Get your lazy ass out of bed and go to work.")
End If
End If
response.write("You're Dead")
End If
End Sub

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

RetroWebDev Update

Even though I've been remiss in adding to my RetroWebDev blog, I haven't been resting on my laurels.

On other project fronts:

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

GoDaddy Coupon Codes and Updates

I haven't been up to much (at least nothing worth blogging about), hence the infrequent updates to this blog. Just because I haven't learned anything interesting doesn't mean I'm not pecking away at a few smaller projects, and it seems like I'm always buying a domain name or two. So I thought I'd post the GoDaddy coupon codes I use. They were all working as of this morning:
chill1 - save 10% on any order
chill2 - save $5 on any order of $30 or more
chill3 - register a new .com domain name for $6.95 a year
Just type your code of choice in the code box when you check out to get your savings.

Bloggertizer is going strong (keyword link: Blog Advertising). There are over 500 blogs registered now and people are using the service. So far, nothing but happy customers.