Thursday, December 27, 2012

Beer Ingredients Explained

Beer starts with water, obviously, which should be clean and more or less balanced in terms of pH; water can be the simplest thing or very involved when we get into mash temperatures, residual pH, relative mineral concentrations and other chemical considerations and so on. For now let's leave it as being simple and not pay it any more attention.

The next ingredient, really at the other end of the dial, is the yeast. This is a galaxy on its own and really, like the intricacies of water chemistry, best left alone for now. Just keep in mind that much of the flavor of beer comes from the yeast, which ferment the sugars into alcohol and CO2, There are two major classes of beer depending on the yeast, lagers and ales.

The other two ingredients, barley and hops, are where we should really concentrate. What are they and what do they do?

Barley is a grain, like wheat or rice or corn or oats, and it's the traditional grain for making beer, although others can be used like those just mentioned. Barley grains are subjected to a few processes to get them to a stage where they can turn all the starch or endosperm into sugar for the yeast to eventually eat and ferment into alcohol. There are two major types of barley, 2-row and 6-row, quite similar to one another, each of which can be subjected to additional processes to develop flavor characteristics.

First, after barley is malted (germinated and then kilned just enough to halt further germination and sprouting) it can be roasted to varying degrees. Think of a piece of bread; if you eat it straight out of the oven a bit undercooked it will be a bit bland and will taste more like the wheat itself than if you take a slice and then toast it a while. Once it's toasted it will have that wheat taste but it will also have other tastes, those we associate with toasting, nuttiness, caramel, a little burned and so on. What if we really toasted the bread to where it was nearly blackened? That would be quite a different taste, bitter and less like wheat.

We can do the same with barley for beer; roast it, like coffee beans, to varying degrees to bring out those different flavors. The more we do this the darker the grain and the darker the resulting beer. We can also mix grains of varying degrees of roast together for one beer, a bit of light and bit or dark and so on, to further complicate things.

Once we have our grain, whether not roasted at all and just plain, or roasted to the point of being black, we then have to basically soak the grain in water for some period of time. This is before we actually brew the beer, at some temperature to get the enzymes within each kernel to convert the starches into small sugars the yeast can metabolize. The different temperatures at which we do this give us different sugar and carbohydrate profiles. The overall temperature window is about 145F to 165F in terms of extremes, the best ranges are about 148F-152F for one type of conversion and about 156F-160F for another type of conversion.

The first type breaks down the starch molecules in such a way so as to give us a very dry beer. In other words, it gives us a lot of simple sugars which the yeast can totally convert into ethanol leaving little else behind, while the other type breaks down enough to still give us alcohol but leaves a lot of longer chain sugars which the yeast can't eat but our tongue can still detect slightly as a sugar. This means that if we do this, mash the barley, at a lower temperature we get a dryer beer and the higher we do it, the more sweet and malty a beer we get.

Now, it's important to note that we don't usually do one or the other, we can try to reach a compromise so we get something in between, we might for instance mash somewhere in the middle, say 154F, or we might start low for a while then raise the temperature half way through. Basically, the point I'm trying to make, is that there are two major barley characteristics, dry and alcoholic and often a bit thin, or sweet, thicker and full of body. Light beers are often dry and dark beers a bit sweet.

A quick note here returning to yeast; there are two major types of beer which I mentioned before and with which I am sure you're already familiar, lagers and ales. These are basically the same type of yeast but different strains, although there are some different species altogether in some cases, and these different strains ferment best at different temperatures.

The Bud and Coors and Miller and Michelob you reference are examples of lagers; there's a whole story behind why American macrobeers were and are lagers and where that came from and why ales were the default face of microbrews thereafter, but that's a different story which could take up a lot more room than I'm already doing here.

Basically, lagers are beers that ferment at low temperatures and give light, clean flavors. Ales are more versatile and ferment higher and can be light but can also be dark, like Guinness. The point here is that there are two major branches of beer depending on the yeast, lager and ale. A good ale is easier to make, and a good lager is a bit more difficult. An example of a quality lager is Sam Adams.

Now, on to the last ingredient, hops. Hops are the oil and resin laden glandular buds of Humulus lupulus, a plant not too distantly related to the Cannabis genus and similarly containing many pungent alkaloids. These compounds give beer its bitter taste and if treated properly its spicy and often citrus nose and bouquet. These compounds are called collectively alpha acids and part of the reason beer needs to be brewed, boiled, is to cause a reaction with these acids wherein they change shape slightly and they thereafter gain shelf life and bitter the beer.

Depending on when hops are added to the boil, this well after the barley has been mashed and sugars converted, they give varying degrees of bitterness. Just as when cooking where you can add your herbs at the beginning and by the end they're all cooked down and not vibrant or add them at the end right before you're done so they stay green and pungent so too do hops retain their flavor the less they're cooked.

So there are two factors where, boiling longer and getting them to bitter the beer or adding them later so they keep the higher notes and aromas, and so we add hops in stages, a bit early on and then a bit later to get the full range of their flavors and aromas.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Tips to Reduce Acne

Clean linens. Absolutely essential. If you have common cystic acne severe enough to warrant going to the Dermatologist, you should be changing your pillowcase every day, and the pillow should have a zip-on cover under that that you wash once a week. If you have acne on your back, shoulders, chest, or buttocks, it's the same story. Linens accrue body oil quickly, especially if you use any kind of softener solution. If you can go without it, don't use the softener products, and stay away from detergents with fragrances. Wash linens in the hottest water possible.

Do NOT over-cleanse the skin, especially with those exfoliating washes. They break down the horny layer of the skin, and the constant assault will only make your oil glands overactive. Cleanse once a day, with a gentle cleanser, and exfoliate no more than once a week.

Long, hot showers (more than 10 minutes). Avoid them. The hot water will provoke the oil glands in your skin and, ironically, dehydrate it too.

If you use facial products, don't use your fingertips to apply them. Use cotton balls or pads. Your fingertips will leave an oily residue and cross-contaminate the products with bacteria from your skin.

Generally avoid touching your face if you can help it, if you have oily skin or are prone to redness.

Salicylic acid and benzoyl peroxide. Choose one. For nearly everyone, the two of them together will dry/irritate your skin and cause it to peel.

Comb your hair back and wash it regularly. The oil from your hair can make forehead acne worse.

Sunglasses, collars, and hat brims can similarly contain oil that will provoke acne, and the constant rubbing will irritate the skin further.

Having a diet with a high glycemic load (lots of carbs) can aggravate acne. Also, it's generally unhealthy anyway, so try to cut back.

Picking at a pimple, pinhead, or blackhead (no matter the technique, this is part of the reason doctors are so reluctant to lance boils if it can be avoided) will almost always result in a scar. Allowing it to heal naturally, no matter how maddening it is, will almost never result in one.


Friday, December 14, 2012

How to Sleep Better

Here are the best ways you can learn to love sleeping and fall asleep without pumping your bloodstream full of sleeping pills and becoming a slave to drugs.

Lay still
So simple, yet so hard. When I say 'still' I don't mean 'lay down and shift your positions occasionally and fiddle with your pillow/blankets', I mean don't move at all. Take a minute to get all snuggly and find your perfect position, then freeze (in a relaxed way, of course). In addition to this, take deep, long, methodical breaths and listen to the sound of your own breathing. You'll find that you have to actively think about not fidgeting because it's an automated behavior like breathing or swallowing. You'll also find that you have to devote quite a bit of mental process to not moving, which takes a lot of brain power away from the crazy ass thoughts that run through your head right when you lay down. If you only have mild problems with falling asleep, try this first.

Turn off everything
I don't care if you just got a message from someone or if you have to fall asleep to the TV, turn it off. Primates are diurnal, and we've evolved to sleep at night. Study after study after study confirmed  how staring at bright screens right before bed completely messes up your biological rhythm, and it interferes with critical body repair and brain functions while you sleep.

If you have to look at screens at night, look into programs and apps like f.lux that make them less hard on the eyes. Turn your screen brightness down all the way at 6:00pm, and allow 30 minutes of time away from screens before you sleep. Going straight from screen to bed messes with things, and it's why you feel hyper right after you lay down.

This goes for ALL lights too. Invest in a blackout curtain. No night lights, no lights creeping under the door or peeping through the window. Sweet, nurturing, black velvety darkness. That feeling when you open your eyes and realize it's no different from when they were closed is incredible. The difference this makes in going to sleep and getting quality REM sleep is like night and day (no pun intended).

If you're one of those people that wakes up to pee all the time, first of all you need to evaluate your diet and drinking habits, but secondly to combat tripping over shit in the pitch blackness just get a remote controlled light that you can keep by your nightstand. Easy fix.

No food before bed
Don't eat or drink anything before bed other than water. If you get the munchies before bed than you aren't eating enough during the day or during dinnertime, or you're ingesting too much caffeine. Food is fuel.

When you eat sugary or carb-filled food before bed, your body is ready to go for round 2. You're essentially telling your body "hey buddy, we're gonna be in this one for the long haul, get ready."

If you have a really high metabolism and are generally hungry all the time, eating some fruit or grains a few hours before bed can help you get to sleep. Don't stuff your face with cake and pizza then go try to sleep. It's better to eat a big dinner and sleep soundly than keep eating right up until you sleep because it causes all sorts of digestive problems and can give you restless sleep.

Wake up to light, not sound
This has been recommended by neurologists, sleep pathologists, psychologists, you name it. Again, think about our ancestors. When you wake up to screeching, loud noises evolutionary psychology comes into play and your brain goes into stress mode. Now Western humans have adapted to this for the most part, but the stress is still there. You're wreaking havoc on your body and mind waking to jarring sounds rather than to the sunrise like all other diurnal animals on Earth do.

Two methods:

1. Make sure your room is pitch black at night, but by the time sunrise comes there are little peeps of light breaking through cracks in the door or window. You may think this isn't enough to do the job, but if you start sleeping in total blackness any slight change in light will be enough to wake you. Most of you. If you're not that light-sensitive (and you've tried this) I would recommend:

2. A light alarm. You can get little gadgets for under $100 on Amazon or someplace online that gradually radiate a natural looking light when you program it to wake you up. They start dim and get brighter to mimic sunrise. There are some that start chirping or making jungle noises if you don't turn it off past the time it's set to also.

Base your sleep off REM cycles
Forget "8 hours a day" because and it's out of date with current neuroscience. The fact is that people are all a little different and require different amounts of sleep. Some people really do need 10-12 hours. Why? They just do, and right now we really don't know exactly why.

However, there is one thing about sleeping that is pretty consistent for all humans: REM cycles are about 90 minutes. Have you ever had those mornings where you got a lot of sleep but still felt tired waking up? It's because you woke up in the middle of REM sleep.

Use this tool to help you understand when you should be going to bed (or waking up if you're a NEET) to get full REM cycles: www.sleepyti.me.  If you want to wake up feeling like a Disney Princess, base your sleep off of 90-minute intervals and get however much sleep you need. It's different for everyone. If you're extra pro you can experiment and fine-tune how long your REM cycles are by recording times. When you get on a schedule your body gets surprisingly efficient at doing the same thing every night.

Be consistent
Last but not least, the key to success is consistency. If your day schedule is consistent, your sleep should be consistent. You can follow all the preceding advice and still get poor sleep because you're not sleeping at the same times every night.

We've gotten so busy in our society that we've started thinking any sleep is good sleep, no matter when you get it. While there is considerable evidence to suggest that humans really all need a 90 minute nap around 1 or 2pm, based off of primate studies and observation, you can still train yourself to get great sleep over one period of time by consistently sleeping at the same, exact time every  night.

When you rob yourself of consistency, you start to accumulate a sleep debt that must be made up for. You need to get consistent sleep for 1-2 weeks to start reaping the benefits, but trust me when I say that this step is vital. 

Additional tips
  • Exercise: Mow the lawn, ride a bike, run around, do something every day. Exhaust yourself physically and sleep will come much easier. We have a lot of energy from sitting around all the time, and it carries over into when we try to sleep.
  • Couples: Consider sleeping in separate beds. I know this is blasphemous, but there's no rule that couples have to sleep in the same bed. In fact, one of the world's leading sleep researchers sleeps in a separate bed than his wife. Sleeping in separate beds doesn't mean you don't love each other, it means you're concerned about getting a good night's rest.
  • Invest in a nice mattress. Mattresses are not luxury items, they are right up there with food and water. Act accordingly.
  • Meditation/Silent Time. There are brain scans to prove that daily meditation (just a fancy term for be still and collect your thoughts in silence) lowers stress and has positive physiological effects on the body. Before sleeping is the perfect time to do it. If you've never meditated before, start by thinking about what's bothering you and visualize letting it go. Make sure there are no noises or distractions. Breathe in and out heavily and relax. Works wonders.
  • Keep a journal. Just like meditating, self-reflection helps organize your life and de-stress. Writing a little bit can help calm you down before sleeping.
  • Temperature and noise: Don't suffer in your own house sweating or freezing during the night. Purchase low-noise fans or bundle up to achieve your perfect temperature. Also, minimize noise. I figured this is a given but some like to have noises when they fall asleep.

Summary
Don't move a muscle, turn everything that has electricity in it off, sleep in total darkness, only water before bed, wake up to light not sound, base your sleep off of REM cycles and be consistent in your sleep.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Must Have Free and Open Source Software

All of the applications are free to use, freeware or open-source. A couple of them have a trial period (you can still use the software after the trial has run out) or there's a purchasable version as well. I've also listed several similar applications (like Firefox and Chrome for browsers or Foxit Reader and Sumatra PDF for PDF readers) so that you can find your your own personal favorite. You don't need both, but it's nice to have something to chose from.

Video:
  • VLC - Open source video player.
  • Media Player Classic - Home Cinema - Light-weight media player for Windows. I personally like MPC-HC much better than VLC. Supports more codecs/formats and video looks better.
  • Combined Community Codec Pack - A simple playback pack for Windows with the goal of supporting the majority of video formats in use today. Must have if you watch certain tv-shows or anime.
Audio:
  • Foobar 2000 - Extremely lightweight and customizable free audio player for Windows. Supports a wide array of different audio formats.
  • Audacity - Free, open source, cross-platform software for recording and editing sounds.
  • Spotify - Listen to music for free.
  • Grooveshark - Listen to music and radio stations for free.
Browsers:
  • Firefox
  • Chrome
  • Waterfox - 64bit browser based upon the Mozilla Firefox source code.
  • Pale Moon - Open Source, full-featured, speed optimized browser based on the popular Firefox browser.
Extensions for browsers:
  • Reddit Enhancement Suite - Make surfing Reddit so much more enjoyable. Highly customizable and easy to set up.
  • Adblock Plus - Blocks annoying ads on webpages and in videos. Surf faster and safer.
  • Ghostery - Anti ad/tracking extension.
  • ProxTube - Circumvent blocked Youtube videos.
  • Speed Dial - Allows fast access to your most visited websites. Extremely useful if you visit or want to keep track off a lot of different websites.
  • NoScript - Open source add-on (for Firefox) which allows JavaScript, Java, Flash and other plugins to be executed only by trusted web sites of your choice.
  • ScriptNo - Similar to NoScript only for Chrome instead.
  • Search by Image for Google (Firefox) - Fast way to reverse search an image. Very handy if you're looking for a source, more information or if anyone posts "original content".
  • Search by Image for Google (Chrome)
Security:
System, cleaning and recovery:
  • CCleaner - A freeware system optimization, privacy and cleaning tool.
  • Deffragler - Defragmentation software.
  • Recuva - File recovery software.
  • Speccy - Give you detailed statistics on every piece of hardware in your computer.
Communications:
  • Skype - Call friends/family on their computers or phones.
  • Pidgin - Open source chat client which is compatible with several different chat networks.
  • Trillian - A fully featured, stand-alone chat client that supports several different chat networks.
  • HexChat - IRC chat program for both Linux and Windows.
Documents, images and graphics:
  • Foxit Reader - Free PDF reader.
  • Sumatra PDF - Free PDF reader.
  • Open Office - Open source personal productivity suite.
  • Libre Office - Open source personal productivity suite for Windows, Mac and Linux.
  • GIMP - Free image manipulation software.
  • IrfanView - The best freeware image/graphic viewer for Windows. Extremely lightweight and supports a wide arrange of different formats.
Compression:
  • WinRAR - File archiver (You can still use the software after the trial period has run out).
  • 7-Zip - Open source file archiver.
File sharing:
  • uTorrent 2.2.1 - uTorrent became extremely bloated after they released version 3.0 and on. Version 2.2.1 has everything you need without using many resources or having any ads.
  • Transmission - Extremely lightweight BitTorrent client for Mac and Linux. There's an unofficial Windows version which you can get here: http://sourceforge.net/projects/trqtw/
  • Deluge - Lightweight, cross-platform BitTorrent client.
  • qBittorrent - Free, lightweight cross-platform BitTorrent client.
CD/DVD-tools:
Online Storage:
  • Dropbox - Cloud storage.
  • Google Drive - Google's cloud storage solution similar to Dropbox.
  • Skydrive - Microsoft's cloud storage solution.
Other:
  • Steam - PC-game client for PC, Mac and Linux (Linux version is still in closed beta).
  • f.lux - Makes the color of your computer's display adapt to the time of day, warm at night and like sunlight during the day. Must have if you have problems with going to sleep or have problems with eyes or headaches.
  • Open Broadcaster Software - Free and open source software for media streaming.
  • Sublime Text 2 - A great text editor for code, markup and prose.
  • Notepad++ - Free source code editor and Notepad replacement that supports several languages.
  • Rainlendar - A lightweight customizable calendar.
  • Hamachi - A hosted VPN service that lets you create LAN-like networks. Very useful if you want to play older pc-games with friends.
  • Tunngle - A p2p VPN tool somewhat similar to Hamachi.

Perfect Pizza Dough Recipe

Ingredients
  • 6 1/2 cups bread flour 
  • 2 teaspoons yeast 
  • 3 1/4 cup cold water 
  • 6 Tablespoons olive oil 
  • 2 teaspoons salt 
  • 3 teaspoons sugar
Directions
  • Mix yeast, sugar and salt together with a cup of water. 
  • Put 5 cups of flour in mixer (or bowl if your doing it old school). 
  • Add yeast mixture, olive oil and water. Start mixing. Slowly add remaining flour until you get a moist ball of dough. Don't put to much flour in because the dough will get too dry. 
Kneed dough for around 10 minutes. I just leave it in the mixer and let the dough hook do the trick. Then cut the dough ball into 8 individual balls. I then coat each ball with more olive oil, put them in a bowl and let them rise over night in the fridge.

Take them out of the fridge an hour prior to cooking. Preheat your oven with pizza stone for an hour, and set the temp as high as it will go. Pizzas take 3 or 4 minutes to cook depending on toppings.

Makes roughly 8 10" pizzas.

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Developing Personal Strength

Is hard the only option? Or the best option? Maybe we think of hard as the best way because we are afraid of what may come, so we strategize in terms of armor -- putting shields over our bodies, walls in front of our hearts, and rigid structures around our thinking. But it may just turn out that by hardening ourselves we are already losing the liberty that we hope to preserve.

What about responsive, and adaptable, and relaxed?

The teeth are hard, and their hardness is useful; but the teeth chip and crack and eventually fall out. The tongue is soft, and because of that it lasts a long time. (I'm not just talking about our physical makeup here, I'm pointing at alternative approaches.) A boulder is ancient, and strong, but when water flows onto it the boulder wears down and can eventually be penetrated or split.

Rather than thinking of hardening, I like to think of a strength that is able to move and respond. When someone is strong enough, they don't have to resist the situations that arise. So I like to think in terms of healthy discipline: keeping the body and mind and emotions in wholesome states.

Part of this, especially for men but including all people, is the importance of getting out of the comfort zone and challenging ourselves. The mind, the emotional heart, and the body all become more healthy with appropriate challenges. We should "put ourselves on the line" more often, by trying difficult things. But these difficult things should be wholesome, things that increase our integrity rather than things that separate or hurt us or each other.

Physically, being exposed to the elements more frequently is usually a good and healthy tactic. It should be done within the bounds of what the body can deal with; so that means that the kind and duration of activity will be different for everyone. Everyone has a different constitution — some people are naturally tougher, some are naturally more sensitive; both of these can be beneficial qualities, they are just different.

Mentally, learning to live with all different kinds of people, and engage with all different kinds of thinking, develops an adaptability with society. We can become tougher in terms of our ability to thrive in all kinds of communities, not requiring one narrow way of life for our survival or comfort.
Emotionally, the discipline of offering your heart can likewise bring about a greater strength in terms of relating to others in the real world. When you can offer kindness or love without being attached to the response you get, then you have a very strong and noble foundation. When you can express yourself sincerely (whether it's anger, or joy, or fear, or compassion), then you will have a greater balance in all kinds of situations. It's those of us who have to hide behind a frozen self-image who are the most threatened by the changes that always come in life.

So if you want to be strong, you should be yourself. Learn from people and use what you find useful, but don't be a copy — be an original, following your own nature and your own physical constitution, and your own situation. If you follow your own situation, you will have the power of the world at your fingertips.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

How to Get Rid of Things and Declutter

Are you sufferuing from an excess of stuff? Not sure where to start when getting rid of things? Here are some questions to ask yourself when it comes to getting rid of stuff and decluttering your life:

Clothes
  • Does it fit?
  • Do I wear it? Be honest.
  • Will I ever wear it? If your answer to the above was no why would it ever become yes for this one?
Shoes

The same logic as for clothes can be used here. Fit? Do I? Will I? 
  • The activity that these shoes are meant for: Will I be doing this inside a reasonable time horizon that I should keep these shoes?
  • If yes to above: Do I already have a pair that can do this? No need for two pairs when one will do. 
Stuff from your past

Odds are you have miscellaneous stuff you've accumulated over time, from jobs, hobbies, relationships, etc.
  • Do I ever use this stuff?
  • Will I ever use this stuff?
  • Is it worth whatever the mental tax is for storing this stuff? That's your call.
  • Is there real meaning or memory assigned to it? Nostalgia is personal, but be realistic. I address this in more detail below.
Electronics

As far as cables, connectors, adaptors and other electronic stuff, I did my best to compare storing them in a small container versus the cost of buying one should I need it. I'll caveat this with that knowledge that there's a flea market a mile down the road where, on any given weekend, I can get just about any cable or adaproe I need for a few dollars. I'll also caveat this with the fact that many time I've needed a cable, adaptor or plug and I had it on hand because of my box of goodies.

I wouldn't keep a Radio Shack's worth of stuff, but having a good variet of connectors, cables, adaptors, and cords can come in handy.

Broken Crap

Get rid of. "I'll fix it someday" is a slippery slope. You might fix it. Then what? Use it? Sell it? The easiest resolution is to get it gone.

Sentimentals

I really don't have a good strategy for you to determine what to keep and what to trash. Sentimental stuff is out of reach of rationality; it's too personal. For me, if it holds good memories, I like keeping it.

Stuff you've had for such a long time that if you got rid of it then the time you spent moving it around would be a waste

Just get rid of it. Sunk costs are no reason to hang on to something.

Books

I got rid of all but a few favorites. Donate the rest to a library or other worthy organization.

Summary

Once you start the high of getting rid of stuff you don't need, the high will take over and many of your apprehensions will disappear.

One more thought. The actual process of getting the stuff: I rarely bothered trying to sell stuff. Some textbooks I went through Amazon and undersold the lowest price just to get it to move fast. Clothes and small crap to Goodwill. Big crap I used Craigslist free section. People will come haul away anything as long as they don't have to pay for it!

If Programming Languages were Transportation

Language   TransportationComment
Perl
Muscle car
Old school, still pretty awesome
C
Shoes
Get EXACTLY where you want to be
C++
Airplane
Complicated enough yet?
Go
Hydraplane
Like C++, but the landing is easier
Lua
Roller blades
Whip this out anywhere
C#
Car
Fast, comfortable and convenient
Lisp
Vostok rocket
Amazingly futurist, and yet strangely outdated
Haskell
Segway
A curiosity not fit for practical use
COBOL
Flintstones car
Your grandparents thought it was obsolete
Python
Bike
Fun but slow
Ruby
BMX
Python for cool kids
Brainfuck
Slinky
Well TECHNICALLY it can go anywhere
Prolog
Zeppelin
slow, useless and outdated, but still awesome
Pascal
Antique Bentley
Fond memories
Bash
Elevator
Not hip, but practical
Javascript
Subway
You're not anything special
Typescript
Tramway
At least the view is nicer
VHDL
Steamroller
A vehicle that enables other vehicles!
Objective-C
Hummer
In some places it's the only thing you'll see - and you'll only see it there
Java
Astronaut suit
Will run ANYWHERE, but damned inconvenient to do anything with
PHP
Motorized wheelchair
hurr durr

Monday, November 05, 2012

Goals, Jobs and Hobbies

Here's what I figured out:

(1) Decide what you want to do. It's 10,000 times easier to wake up and say "I'm going to this shitty job" if you know it's because you're doing doing it to save money for going back to school, or for getting your pilot's license.

If you know you want to do something difficult, look up what pathway other people have taken to get there and imitate, it's never too late!
  • Doctors start volunteering in hospitals, do postbac programs, work in labs, and kiss babies in Africa to try and make themselves more appealing.
  • Vets go volunteer in vet clinics and work at getting good grades.
  • Physical therapists shadow other physical therapists.
  • Programmers literally just start learning to program (I have a lot of friends that never went to school for this and yet now make bank, we're talking 100k+, for being software engineers. A lot of companies want talent, and not just the degree).
  • A lot of pilots join the military to pick up a commercial license and hours without spending any money.
  • My friends that are graphic or web designers market the heck out of themselves and do a lot of freelance work to try and make themselves both more experienced and appealing.
  • My friends that have gone into the wine business, saved up enough money to buy some acres in the boonies, got some investors, and looked up everything they needed to know to make wine.
  • As for my friends that are lawyers, well from what I can tell they've done anything and everything.
  • Staff scientists all went back for their Ph.d.
  • Reporters do a lot of shit work for small time newspapers trying to get their big break. I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture.
(2) If you don't know WHAT you want to do, decide where you want to be. If your dream has always been to live in NYC, call around until you find a place to waiter or bartend and straight up move to NYC. If you've always wanted to live in Hawaii, feel free to save up enough money for a plane ticket, ask around until you find a couch to crash on, and move to Hawaii. (My friend who did this, now works for minimum wage at a boat rental place, lives on the beach, and loves her life. In the long run she's set to inherit the place too.) If your big dream is LA, do your research, find some shit roommates and a shit place and a shit job, and move to LA. You may not save any money but at least you'll be on your own!

(3) If you don't really care what or where you want to be, try to figure out some life goals you've always wanted to accomplish and you may bump into a job along the way. People that say military or peace corp hit the nail on the head for travelling.
  • If you've always wanted to visit Africa, China, etc., the Peace Corp may not be such a bad route; and it gives you a job for two years.
  • If you've always wanted to make a difference in your community, find a soup kitchen, a hospital, a school you can teach at, a museum to volunteer at, really anything that gets you out and involved in the community. Any one of these can transition into a job if you really throw your heart and soul into it or can introduce you to awesome people who can turn into great friends or boyfriends/ girlfriends.
  • If you've wanted to run a marathon, join some running clubs and get out and run every day with a group of people.
(4) If you realize you don't really have any whats, wheres, or goals; pick a job that's easy to train for and find and move towards that.
  • Physician Assistants programs are 2 years long and can equate to a 90k+ salary
  • Nurses programs are 1 month for a CNA (25k - 35k/ year), 1 year for LPN (maybe 40k/ year), 2 years for an associate's degree, 4 years for a bachelors degree, 1 year for accelerated program (60k+/ year), 2-3 years for practitioners (90k+/ year) ***Link to CNA program: http://www.redcrossnca.org/index.php/news-and-publications/67-region-in-the-news/628-become-a-cna-through-your-red-cross.html
  • Physical Therapist Assistant programs are 2 years long and can equate to 50k+/ year (plus they're really fun)
  • Physical Therapist Aides do not need a program, and can be 25k+/ year (I highly recommend looking into this, its just a generally awesome job)
  • Teaching can be done with no degree if you're jumping into Teach for America or tutoring, and can hook you up with anything from 30k/ year to 70k/ year (my friend does math for a private school and it does really well for him)
  • Web designers can have no schooling, or a basic certificate, and can make 40k/ year and work from home
  • Some accounting/ actuary jobs can be acquired with no degree, simply passing a test, and can be done for 40k - 90k+/ year
  • Paralegal positions can be found with no degree/ training, simply calling up lawyers, and can do 40k - 90k+/ year (or you can get a certificate)
  • Optometrists, Podiatrists and Dentists are all doctors, but don't take 7 years of school (4 years usually), some schools can be as much as 100k/ year, but the programs are only 4 years long (they don't require a residency like med) and graduates have little trouble paying it back
  • Real Estate Sales Agents can be done with whatever requirements are in your state (sometimes 40 hours of edu), and can make 30k - infinity/ year
  • EMT Basic training courses take about a month, and can net you 35k+/year ***Link for accelerated program: http://www.wildmed.com/wilderness-medical-courses/medical-professionals/advancedemtw-12-day-hybrid.php This gives you wilderness certification but it's only 12 days
  • Police Officers do about 40k - 70k/ year, and training takes about 3 - 4 months from the time you start at the police academy, some offer on the job training
  • Specialized coaching, in particular I'm thinking yoga instructors, can be done by apprenticing yourself to an older person and volunteering for a set amount of hours, and can make as much as you want/ year
  • Patent Office Agents can make 90k/ year and the job is as simple to obtain as passing a test ***Link: http://www.uspto.gov/ip/boards/oed/exam/registration.jsp Note that the tests are often CRAZY hard, and a lot of times they hire Ph.ds
  • Consultants can be anyone/ anything with any amount of experience, they just start. And a 2 year rotational program with a company like accenture or so could really help you get a lot of experience trying out different things until you figure out what you like
  • Massage Therapists take 6 months of training and can make 20k/ year - infinity
  • Hair stylists/ Salon folk take 1 month - 6 months of training in beauty school and make 30k/ year (although I don't really recommend this, I just had a friend who really likes nails...)
  • Flight attendants can be anyone or anything, you just need to have a great personality, and they do about 35k/ year
  • Secretaries/ Executive Assistants can be anyone or anything, and if you work for a really cool office, like at Universal Studios, you may actually enjoy it
  • Dog walkers can be anyone or anything, and they can do $20/ dog/ hour
  • Baby sitters/ Day care workers follow the same strategy, and they can do about 35k+/ year ***Link to au pair jobs, the right family can pay well: http://www.greataupair.com/
  • Whatever you got your degree in. If you already have a job, get back into it!
(5) If you're happy working at the grocery store, don't want to go back to school, and have no whats/ wheres/ goals, start trying out new hobbies. Here's my list of things I think are just awesome:
  • Learn to sail
  • Learn to rock climb
  • Hiking
  • Swing Dance/ Salsa Dance/ Belly Dance/ all that crazy stuff
  • Skiing/ Snowboarding
  • Adult gymnastics - if you're a dude, you'd be surprised at how easy it is to learn a backflip. If you're a girl, it's just fun.
  • Yoga
  • Get a puppy/ kitten/ hamster/fish, it has made my life a lot cuter.
  • Start investing/ following the stock market
  • Build Robots
  • Learn how to make a website
  • Pick up decorating, why not
  • Join a running club
  • Join a book club
  • Go hang out at a local bar
  • Learn how to work on cars/ motorcycles
  • Learn to fly planes
  • Learn to fly helicopters
  • Bowling
  • Learn how to ride a motorcycle
  • Take up glass blowing
  • Take up painting
  • Take to the googles and find something cool, hell breed Axolotls, garden, climb trees. Whatever makes you really happy so you can go to work reminding yourself that fun will happen as SOON as you get home.
The best way to cope is to find the things that make you happy and just keep pushing. Hang in there buddy!

Here's a few other fun things:
  • Ski lift operator, pay is so low it's irrelevant but you get free lift tickets, I met a guy that did this full time and just alternated continents when the weather got better
  • Working for a cruise ship, keep in mind you'll get treated a lot better as the piano player than you will as a waiter: http://www.carnival.com/cms/fun/fun_jobs/fun_jobs.aspx
  • Working for a resort (as something awesome like an archery instructor, I've heard it's not as much fun for a waitstaff person) http://www.clubmedjobs.com/metiers.php3?id_rubrique=304
  • Forest Ranger, I don't know the requirements, but my friends that work at Yosemite National Park love it http://www.fs.fed.us/fsjobs/
  • Fire fighter - 35k/ year (I don't know the exact training requirements, I think it's 6 months - a year)
  • Zoo keeper - 25k/ year, takes either extensive volunteering at a zoo, or a college degree and internships. Most aquariums and zoos will let you volunteer at no cost
  • Museum science 25k/ year - 100k+/ year if you're a director, most museums in your area will let you volunteer to get started. Degree requirements are different depending on if you're a curator/ archeologist/ simply work on exhibits
  • Working for a radio, 10+/ hour, warning to get started in this expect an awful job with a shift at 2 am, and there's no clearer way to get in than to be willing to travel anywhere in the country to take the job
  • Animal trainer - 10+/hour - 100k/ year. Because you really CAN become a dolphin trainer... http://www.seaworld.org/animal-info/info-books/training/animal-training-careers.htm
  • Working for the circus, sometimes as low as $200/ month; but you'd be in the circus so who cares - http://www.ringling.com/ContentPage.aspx?id=45822&section=45823
  • Biomedical technician/ Engineer - 10/ hour - 55k+/ year entry level, 70k/ year - 100k+/ year with experience. My friend started volunteering in a lab cleaning test tubes, got a full time position and the company paid for him to go back for his bachelors. He hopped biotech company to biotech company and now works as an engineer for a pharma company making 170k/ year

Monday, October 29, 2012

Free Computer Games

Action:
Arcade:
Strategy:
Roguelikes:
Roleplaying games:
Adventure:
Driving:
Online Multiplayer and MMO's:
Other
Platformers and metroidvanias: