If Programming Languages were Transportation

Language	Transportation	Comment
Perl	Muscle car	Old school, still pretty awesome
C	Shoes	Get EXACTLY where you want to be
C++	Airplane	Complicated enough yet?
Go	Hydraplane	Like C++, but the landing is easier
Lua	Roller blades	Whip this out anywhere
C#	Car	Fast, comfortable and convenient
Lisp	Vostok rocket	Amazingly futurist, and yet strangely outdated
Haskell	Segway	A curiosity not fit for practical use
COBOL	Flintstones car	Your grandparents thought it was obsolete
Python	Bike	Fun but slow
Ruby	BMX	Python for cool kids
Brainfuck	Slinky	Well TECHNICALLY it can go anywhere
Prolog	Zeppelin	slow, useless and outdated, but still awesome
Pascal	Antique Bentley	Fond memories
Bash	Elevator	Not hip, but practical
Javascript	Subway	You're not anything special
Typescript	Tramway	At least the view is nicer
VHDL	Steamroller	A vehicle that enables other vehicles!
Objective-C	Hummer	In some places it's the only thing you'll see - and you'll only see it there
Java	Astronaut suit	Will run ANYWHERE, but damned inconvenient to do anything with
PHP	Motorized wheelchair	hurr durr